One week into summer and I have a couple realizations...
1. My house won't be clean for another three months. And somehow everything is suddenly sticky, everything.
2. I need more wine, LOTS more wine.
3. Food is like vapor, there is never enough. The same for clean dishes.
4. Kids are crazy.
5. It's only a matter of time before someone is seriously injured. (See #3)
6. Little people never sleep.
7. I forgot how much I love and hate the word mommy...hearing it 1 million times a day causes so much hate. But then there's the love...so confusing.
8. Your best effort is futile, the little people will take that and destroy it. Just focus on survival. (See #3)
9. Glitter. And art projects. And a million pieces of teeny tiny scrap paper. And stickers everywhere. And glue stuck to tables. And play doh smashed into the carpet. (See #1) It's a lost cause.
10. Noise. So much stinking noise. (See #4)
And THE question...Is it fall yet?!
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